If the Queen of England ever wanted to roller-skate around her castle, it’s safe to assume these shoes would be her device to do so. Irma Bruggeman, formally into decorating telephones, decided to move her décor talents to Dutch wooden clogs (a good choice after the invention of the cell phone) under the moniker Softwoodenshoe. In fear of the clog vanishing from her cultures fashion scene, Bruggeman has forced people to look at the clog in a new way, creating a visual that encompasses the trademark design with additions such as wheels and bright red feathers. The Skatie clog, one of Bruggeman’s many styles, is designed with a delicate instep, making the pair both comfy and painless. Roll out with your clogs out! — Rachel Sutton